LOST! The older I get the more I lose things. My glasses, my car keys, thoughts that flicker in and out of my head and can't be retrieved a second later. I've lost my figure, what was once svelte and sexy is now soft and pear-shaped. I've lost my twenty- twenty vision. Not so good when you need your spectacles to find your spectacles. My hearing is fading away like the Chesire Cat in Alice in Wonderland. Sometimes it's there and sometimes is disappears. Frankly I think I am a bit like Austin Powers. I've lost my MOJO! AND my get up and go has got up and went. (Sorry , old joke I know, but blame the lack of originality on all the brain cells I've lost. )
Oh yeah .. weight ..... the one thing I can't lose no matter how hard I try!